Enough is Enough, Judy

I'm Sorry To Tell You, That Was Real Life.
About me?
Let's listen up, class.
My name's Austin.
I'm a seventeen-year-old kid.
Straight, but not narrow.
I'm very arrogant.
Sarcasm is my best friend.
I love attention and when I don't get it,
I mope.
Obnoxious, but whatever.
I'm a pretty nice person, and I take pride in that.
I can also be snarky as hell if I'm annoyed.
I say that so no one's shocked when I deliver an out-of-character retort.
I have very strong opinions
but there are very very few things I would sit here and fight you on.
To each his own.
I usually delete asks a little bit after I get them so my blog doesn't look cluttered.
If you want to start talking to me in my ask, know where you're going with the conversation.
I hate small-talk.
I "like" every post before I reblog them.
That probably gets really annoying.
Cigarettes disgust me.
I don't like to see weed or any other drugs on my dash.
I just think it's trashy. Do it on your own time and don't advertise it, who are you doing it for? You or us?
I'm terrified of Tee Hee Tummy Tums from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.
Tina Fey is my absolute idol.
I aspire to one day be a writer for SNL, or at the very least, a successful author.
I guess I'm funny, neat, and creative.
I'm extremely confident and comfortable with who I am.
I think that you have to be able to laugh at yourself, know your flaws, and become very comfortable with them or else, what even are you doing?
I think I have a pretty followable tumblr.
I'll have you know my favorite genre of music is Indie/Indie-rock.
Post anything you want in my ask box,
Do NOT tell me to follow or follow back.
My twitter: i'm @austaur
My youtube's entertaining too.
http://www.youtube.com/austaur
Message me for the link to my personal blog.
Hi, I'm Taur



What Do I Post?
(Pictures with no source are most likely from when I saved them into a folder when
someone deletes. I'm not trying to take the credit.)
.Cats
.Girls
.Pokemon
.Pictures of myself
.Zelda
.Animals altogether
.Nature
.Clothes
.My art
.Film photography
.A lot of different stuff, but I try not to be cluttery.

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Anonymous said:
do you look at morgans butt/chest?

Ever since I was in the accident and had this neck brace, I can only stare into her eyes. It’s made our relationship so much stronger and we’re thinking of eloping in France.



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